20 Kid Friendly Jokes

20 Kid Friendly Jokes

In Pre-K my daughter got the award for the “Queen of Jokes”, and she was! So over the years we have compiled many kid friendly jokes for her to tell! Now I am sharing a few of them with you, and hopefully your children can enjoy them as well. *We are not the original authors of these jokes.

  1. Q: How does a cow eat popcorn? A: At the mooooovies
  2. Q: How does an elephant fly? A: In an ellicopter
  3. Q: How do you make a tissue dance? A: You put a little boogie in it
  4. Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 ate 9 (789 haha)
  5. Q: How do you catch a school of fish? A: With bookworms
  6. Q: Why did the cookie go to the Dr.? A: He was feeling crummy
  7. Q: Why don’t you tell a pig a secret? A: Because he will squeal
  8. Q: What do cows read? A: Cattle-logs
  9. Q: Why did the tomato blush? A: He saw the salad dressing
  10. Q: Why do bees have sticky hair? A: Because they use honey combs
  11. Q: What happens when you cross a vampire and a snowman? A: Frostbite
  12. Q: Why do fish live in salt water? A: Because pepper makes them sneeze
  13. Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth? A: A gummy bear
  14. Q: What do you call cheese that’s not yours? A: Nacho Cheese!
  15. Q: What do you get when you throw a lot of books into the ocean? A: A title wave
  16. Q: Which school supply is king of the classroom? A: The ruler
  17. Q: Where does a witch park her vehicle? A: In the broom closet
  18. Q: Why didn’t Dracula have any friends? A: Because he was a pain in the neck
  19. Q: What goes up and down, but does not move? A: A staircase
  20. Q: Why was the belt arrested? A: Because it held up some pants

That’s all for now, I hope you all enjoyed! If you have some fun kid friendly jokes that aren’t listed, feel free to comment below and share!

 

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